UTANI KIDOGO

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Unatoa Makamasi Kwa Kutumia
Kitambaa Halafu Unarudisha Kitambaa
Mfukoni, Ili Iweje?
... Unanunua Ndizi Mbivu Halaf Unaosha
Vizuri Ganda La Nje Then Unamenya
Unalitupa Ganda, Uliosha Ili Iweje??
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Unanawa Mikono Vizuri Kwa Maji Ya
Uvuguvugu Kisha Unajifuta Na Tissue Halafu Unakula Chakula Kwa Kutumia
Kijiko Mwanzo Mwisho, Uliosha Ili Iweje?
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Hutaki Kusuuza Kikombe Kwa Maji Ya
Bafuni Ukiamin Ni Uchafu Wakati Maji
Hayo Hayo Unatumia Kupigia Mswaki, Nina Mashaka Na Wewe!
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Unanawa Bila Sabuni Unapotaka Kula
Halafu Unakuja Kunawa Na Sabuni
Baada Ya Kula, Kwani Ulikuwa Unakula
Mavi?? ...
Anakata Mti Anategemea Karatasi
Halafu Juu Ya Karatasi Anaandika
"USIKATE MTI"
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Unampa Mimba Binti Wa Watu Akikuambia Anamimba Yako
Unamuuliza..Iliingiaje?? Hebu Kuwa
Serious Bwana.

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